This is what happened to me when I went to the grocery store in sweats with a giant hickey on my neck to buy hangover food.

• Store clerk guy: Are you a model?
• Me: ...No.
• Him: I could have sworn I saw you on a magazine cover at the front of the store.
• Me: It might have been one of the Kardashians.
• Him: Nah, you got them beat.
• Me: Thanks.