This is what happened to me when I went to the grocery store in sweats with a giant hickey on my neck to buy hangover food.
- Store clerk guy: Are you a model?
- Me: ...No.
- Him: I could have sworn I saw you on a magazine cover at the front of the store.
- Me: It might have been one of the Kardashians.
- Him: Nah, you got them beat.
- Me: Thanks.